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by BeavertonGurl September 1, 2009
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Special Abilities:
-Plays WoW while eating tv dinners
-Eats mcdonalds Filet-O-Fish to match the scent of himself. (Smells like home)
-Wears Nicholas' ballz on his face
-Attempts to play soccer but gets tired very easily and rests while bending over gets sacked credit card style (Someone comes behind you and attacks you full force with there fingers and sacks you)
-Plays on his ipod and buys applications because he is a true fag and even though people tell him to get free games he yet still buys more and never stops playing monkeyball because he is a fag because he is a fag and because he is a fag.
-His ultimate attack is when he makes a screech sound and his sister and him form a super huge beaver called adranatafag or in slang octobeaver. There attack charges and then they release gas and start chomping at there opponents, sounds pretty gay but is super effective on all.
Special Abilities:
-Plays WoW while eating tv dinners
-Eats mcdonalds Filet-O-Fish to match the scent of himself. (Smells like home)
-Wears Nicholas' ballz on his face
-Attempts to play soccer but gets tired very easily and rests while bending over gets sacked credit card style (Someone comes behind you and attacks you full force with there fingers and sacks you)
-Plays on his ipod and buys applications because he is a true fag and even though people tell him to get free games he yet still buys more and never stops playing monkeyball because he is a fag because he is a fag and because he is a fag.
-His ultimate attack is when he makes a screech sound and his sister and him form a super huge beaver called adranatafag or in slang octobeaver. There attack charges and then they release gas and start chomping at there opponents, sounds pretty gay but is super effective on all.
(Go Beaverton!
Beaverton does "Plays Wow".
Your pokemon has selfdestruct because it is a fucking loser. This pokemon will never level up because it cannot gain experience. Therefore if you continue to use Beaverton you are a loser aswell.
Beaverton has fainted.)
Ash: Wtf, omfg I just traded my xbox360 for this new 951th pokemon. Wow fucking adrafagvagpussyhoven.
Beaverton does "Plays Wow".
Your pokemon has selfdestruct because it is a fucking loser. This pokemon will never level up because it cannot gain experience. Therefore if you continue to use Beaverton you are a loser aswell.
Beaverton has fainted.)
Ash: Wtf, omfg I just traded my xbox360 for this new 951th pokemon. Wow fucking adrafagvagpussyhoven.
by Hailey Mckelvy September 19, 2009
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Basically the best high school ever. Everybody in the metro league dreams of being a Beaverton Beaver and we welcome all transfers...except jesbos.
Aloha Asshole: im thinking about transferring to Beaverton High School.
Sunset Slut: no way me too!
Beaverton Beaver: Do it, the first row of our student section has more spirit than your entire school, you will be happy here.
Sunset Slut: no way me too!
Beaverton Beaver: Do it, the first row of our student section has more spirit than your entire school, you will be happy here.
by BeavertonBeaver69 December 11, 2010
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Get the Beaverton mug.1. A ranking system from (LOW) 1 to 10 (HIGH) used by men and lesbians to rank the taste of a woman's vagina. 1-Paris Hilton (Radish), 2-Britney Spears (Black Licorice), 3-Beyonce (Horse-Meat Dog Food), 4-Jennifer Lopez (Cabbage), 5-Rachel Bilson (Mellon), 6-Gina Gershon (Apple) 7-Jessica Alba (Coconut), 8-Eva Mendes (Banana), 9-Vanessa Lengies (Strawberry) 10-Olivia Munn (Cherry)
by the2ndflood February 15, 2008
Get the BeaverTaste mug.a small hick town with small-minded, mean people. there is never anything to do because it literally has two gas stations, three dollar stores for all the cheap people that live there, and one family owned diner. the little tiny lake there is polluted with human feces and all the kids that go to Beaverton High School wear the same boring, name-brand shit. the guys there are complete dicks while the girls tend to be complete whores.
by callmename September 1, 2012
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1: A treat given to a beaver in order to entice it to give up the treats.
2: A fat vagina covered in large amounts of pubic hair that is a treat to gnaw upon.
3: A treat often used to persuade dolphins into calling you at home because you have a dorsal fin.
4: A collection of sticks taken from a dam built by a beaver; usually use to beat the face off of defenseless baby seals.
5: Beavers on a stick, also referred to as a "shishka-beaver" or a "beaver-kabob" if there are onions on it.
6: An engine that runs on jaw power when the extra cam kicks in, often confused with VTEC made by Honda.
7: When a woman is in possession of a orifice that is tight like a man's anus, she is referred to as a beavertreat.
8: Anything that you would like to fuck immediately.
1: A treat given to a beaver in order to entice it to give up the treats.
2: A fat vagina covered in large amounts of pubic hair that is a treat to gnaw upon.
3: A treat often used to persuade dolphins into calling you at home because you have a dorsal fin.
4: A collection of sticks taken from a dam built by a beaver; usually use to beat the face off of defenseless baby seals.
5: Beavers on a stick, also referred to as a "shishka-beaver" or a "beaver-kabob" if there are onions on it.
6: An engine that runs on jaw power when the extra cam kicks in, often confused with VTEC made by Honda.
7: When a woman is in possession of a orifice that is tight like a man's anus, she is referred to as a beavertreat.
8: Anything that you would like to fuck immediately.
1: "Can I buy you a beavertreat?"
2: "I just ate some popcorn, can I borrow your beavertreat so I can floss this shit out of my teeth?
3: "AKAAA KAAA! Does he call you at home? DO you HAVE A DORSAL FIN!?"
4: "Oh shit! There's a defenseless baby seal! Gimme some of those beavertreats before it gets away!"
5: "Throw some den shishka-beavers on da grill, I'm hungry as shit back here! "Gnaw man, all I got is some beaver-kabobs".
6: "Hey baby LOOK! Prelude BeaverTEC"
7: "Damn your pussy's so fucking TIGHT like a boa constrictor, this shit is a crazy beavertreat!"
8: "hey there beavertreat, you got a boyfriend? Someone who can lick your day away?"
2: "I just ate some popcorn, can I borrow your beavertreat so I can floss this shit out of my teeth?
3: "AKAAA KAAA! Does he call you at home? DO you HAVE A DORSAL FIN!?"
4: "Oh shit! There's a defenseless baby seal! Gimme some of those beavertreats before it gets away!"
5: "Throw some den shishka-beavers on da grill, I'm hungry as shit back here! "Gnaw man, all I got is some beaver-kabobs".
6: "Hey baby LOOK! Prelude BeaverTEC"
7: "Damn your pussy's so fucking TIGHT like a boa constrictor, this shit is a crazy beavertreat!"
8: "hey there beavertreat, you got a boyfriend? Someone who can lick your day away?"
by The Funky Redneck December 11, 2008
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