(Verb): The act of getting Baysided; anally abused in a non-convenient manner, typically unexpected.
Guy: "Happy Birthday baby."
Girl: "Awww. You shouldn't have."
Guy: "Now close your eyes."
Girl: "UHHHH".
Guy: "You just got baysided.
Girl: "Awww. You shouldn't have."
Guy: "Now close your eyes."
Girl: "UHHHH".
Guy: "You just got baysided.
by SCATElite September 22, 2013
Get the Baysided mug.Bay Area asian girl. Typically of Vietnamese descent but not limited to it. Mostly found within Man Jose as this is where the ratio of male to female is skewed, allowing them to act like they're the hottest shit you've seen walking through Valley Fair.
Baysian usually denotes an Asian of Vietnamese descent, who looks like she just got off work at the local coffee shop. Will also typically have blonde hair or blonde/brown streaks within her hair. Absolutely wears fake eyelashes. Generally will do her eye makeup to reflect a smokey look, giving onlookers the impression that she is exotic and hot. Not uncommon to have a nose ring and a cakeface, equipped with a Louis Vuitton handbag. Fake nails done, hair done, everything did. They can be found throughout San Jose, but typically reside in East Side San Jose riding with their male counterparts, the Viet gooks and ricers. Viet gooks typically will be outfitted with Buddha chains, affliction shirts, and throwback slick-back 90's hairstyle. They often wear Rock & Republic jeans or Sevens for All Mankind. Their drink of choice is Heineken for beer, Hennessy for hard. You can find them at the local coffee shops as well, typically with their Hondas and Acuras that they've been riding since high school, unless they've grown up and upgraded to a G35 or 3 series BMW.
by ESSJViet4Lyfe January 21, 2011
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by Aurora13 May 16, 2006
Get the bayside mug.by Deniel Henderson March 26, 2019
Get the bayside mug.A preditor that uses friendly team sport environments to find easy targets for fighting challenges. “Enjoy the game tonight lads but be mindful of that number 7, he looks like a bayside brawler”
by Louik December 10, 2018
Get the Bayside Brawler mug.A high school located in Queens of New York. It is home to pseudo-intellectual snobs. But their shitty SATs don't reflect their perfect 4.0s, AMIRITEOWUT?
Average IQ of baysider = 65
Average IQ of baysider = 65
Student A: Yo, bayside is a good high school, ya?
Student B: HELL NO! It's the school filled with shitheads who think their 4.0s magically make them intelligent. No one in that school has an ounce of intelligence.
Student B: HELL NO! It's the school filled with shitheads who think their 4.0s magically make them intelligent. No one in that school has an ounce of intelligence.
by Baysider March 26, 2010
Get the bayside mug.Basically everybody is jealous of your location. You are a train ride away from Manhattan which in your words is just the city.You are basically a legacy at Sacred Heart, St. Roberts, OLBS or St. Kevin’s.. For high school if you were a girl you went to Prep. A guy went to Cross. You make friends in high school but you know the real people you hang out with went to your grammar school i.e. Sacred Heart. One of your parents probably dated one of your friend’s parents at some point in their childhood. You are either Irish or Italian and extremely proud of it. Any other nationality you may have doesn’t really count. You belonged to the Yacht Club until it turned into a Koran Church.
At age 13 you started hanging out at Bay Terrace and Crocheron by the gazebos until you are about 15 and start going to Dempsey’s ( and yes it is still called Dempsey’s even though the name has been changed to McGuire’s) for 10 cent wings on Wednesdays. Eventually you class yourself up and head across the street to Ladies night at Bourbon’s street. A big night out is heading to the city and taking the dreaded 4:19 train back and seeing everyone who went to your grammar school at Penn Station.
At 17 when you get you license you have to drive it on frany lou. You know that hooking up with; messing with, seeing and going out with someone are completely different things. You don’t understand why but everyone is jealous that you live right by Bell Blvd. After prom you most likely attended the booze cruise. You would never actually go to Time Square on New Years. Instead you go to someone’s summer house in the Hamptons, Montauk, Breezy or PA. Any place outside the city is foreign and not a pleasant place to be.
Everybody knows everybody and everybody’s business.
At age 13 you started hanging out at Bay Terrace and Crocheron by the gazebos until you are about 15 and start going to Dempsey’s ( and yes it is still called Dempsey’s even though the name has been changed to McGuire’s) for 10 cent wings on Wednesdays. Eventually you class yourself up and head across the street to Ladies night at Bourbon’s street. A big night out is heading to the city and taking the dreaded 4:19 train back and seeing everyone who went to your grammar school at Penn Station.
At 17 when you get you license you have to drive it on frany lou. You know that hooking up with; messing with, seeing and going out with someone are completely different things. You don’t understand why but everyone is jealous that you live right by Bell Blvd. After prom you most likely attended the booze cruise. You would never actually go to Time Square on New Years. Instead you go to someone’s summer house in the Hamptons, Montauk, Breezy or PA. Any place outside the city is foreign and not a pleasant place to be.
Everybody knows everybody and everybody’s business.
by Go Bayside March 14, 2005
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