Barely Blind (literal meaning - complete void of talent), are an overly popular musical group in their hometown of Groves, Texas, who are gaining a national fanbase of bitches without a proper taste in music.
Powered by the musical ignorance of others, the band manipulates elements of rock and powerpop to hypnotise twelve year olds and kids who try to be "emo". This hypnotism draws them away from the only group they listen to, My Chemical Romance, and makes them wank to fucking Barely Blind. The effects of this are so strong, that the first note of any Barely Blind song will make one of their bitch fans have an orgasm.
Powered by the musical ignorance of others, the band manipulates elements of rock and powerpop to hypnotise twelve year olds and kids who try to be "emo". This hypnotism draws them away from the only group they listen to, My Chemical Romance, and makes them wank to fucking Barely Blind. The effects of this are so strong, that the first note of any Barely Blind song will make one of their bitch fans have an orgasm.
Hey, you guys! I heard about this awesome band called Barely Blind, who only play what they know people want to hear! You should listen to them too and make them really popular, even though they TOTALLY FUCKING SUCK! Put away that My Chemical Romance CD and take this copy of "The Way We Operate"!
by Abschaum November 25, 2007
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Commonly associated with barely legal, but refers to dogs instead. It’s the act of fucking dogs that are a breed called “barely beagle”...a inbred breed of dog that looks like a physicalally retarded beagle (it deserves to be fucked because it looks so acoustic ). Its also a vast category on various beastiality/porn sites that require membership(some people to poor to get...) Very popular to say to a particular notorious retardant person that goes to auti BOCES/Mexico Prison.
“ Trent go watch barely beagle you autistic fuck”. “Trent you poor fuck you cant even afford the barely beagle membership you loosin mother fucker just go kill yourself”.
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Get the barely beagle mug.A sub-par, completely unoriginal "punk" band from Texas. Though they're somewhat talented musically, their music is extremely generic. Their primary fan base is teenage girls.
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Get the barely blind mug.Definition: when a guy accidently puts his penis in a skanks vagina, however, because she is such a whore and has slept with 80 people, he can not tell that his penis is inside of her. This continues for a few minutes until he realizes from her slutty ape grunts that he is indeed having sex. He immediately pulls out. Thus, "barely having sex."
Note: This may also include the occasional tip of dick rubbing the clit.
Note: This may also include the occasional tip of dick rubbing the clit.
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