Banditing 

Engaging in sexual acts while asleep. These acts can include masturbation, fondling, sexual intercourse and sexual assault or rape. Banditing can actually be used as a criminal defense in rape cases. Because, you know, those poor rapists, they need to be defended too.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.

Guy No.1: Dude, she was totally banditing lastnight, she fucked me in her sleep!
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...

Banditing by omigodlucy April 12, 2010

Crash Bandicoot 

Crash Bandicoot is an insult that makes its meaning in the beloved Platforming game by the same name. Deriving from the main score based goal in Crash Bandicoot’s games;

“To smash every box he can find.”
A double meaning for;

“Fuck every pussy he comes across”

The insult targets that hyper sexual mate of yours who never turns down sex/gets around a-lot. Typically the intended target should be attracted towards women.

Dave: “yooo that party was lit!! I think i got with stacy, bella and that red head all in the same night! Am i a stud or am I a stud!?”
Steve: “Yeah alright, Crash Bandicoot”
Dave: “Wha-? Why did you call me that??”
Steve: “Cause you smash any dirty box you come across you fucking skirt chaser!”

Crash Bandicoot by Serbian_Father_Figure January 14, 2023

Bandicoot 

N. The act of recieving sexual gradification while playing video games.

Origin: Bandicoot derived as a slang word from a small school in northwest Ohio after a group of friends learn that one of their peers managed to get his girlfriend to pleasure him while playing Crash Bandicoot.

Henry got some major bandicoot last weekend when his girlfriend decided to blow him while he was playing Xbox.

Bandicoot by MV2011 January 9, 2010

bandicoot 

1. One who is crafty and clever. Someone who can escape from messy situations by using his or her inteligence and skill with people.

2. any of various agile rat-like terrestrial marsupials of Australia and adjacent islands; insectivorous and herbivorous

3. A famous character from Naughty Dog's famous Crash Bandicoot series for Playstation.

1. The young boy realized he was going to arrive at class late, but, Matthew Lindsey, being the bandicoot that he is, slipped into his seat without anyone noticing.

2. Bandicoots are ocasionaly hunted for their skins and fur as well as for their meat.

3. Crash Bandicoot is one of Playstations all time bestselling games.

3.

bandicoot by matthew (a.k.a. "bandicoot") July 16, 2008

Woah Crash Bandicoot 

Woah Crash Bandicoot is a forced meme on youtube, consisting of a 3D Crash Bandicoot saying "woah" three times in a sad voice, and then exclaiming "woah!" in an excited voice. He then becomes distorted, goes to the camera, and makes a random sound.

Woah Crash Bandicoot is basically a ripoff of Dat Boi.

Woah Crash Bandicoot by WhoDatFreshBoi July 30, 2017

Crash Bandicoot 

An orange marsupial that said "Woah."

RIP in pepperoni, Crash Bandicoot.

Crash Bandicoot by WhoDatFreshBoi August 29, 2017

poop chute bandicoot 

a person who enjoys anal sex.

closely related to the ass bandit, bum ninja, and the butt pirate.

a homosexual person

a way to insult a straight man by insinuating he is a homosexual.

a great way to piss off your friends.

"Don't bend over around Bob, he is a poop chute bandicoot!"

Adam: "Heh! Hey Steeve, you suck at life!!!"
Steeve: "Shut the fuck up, you poop chute bandicoot!"

"Dude, did you just grab my butt??!! What are you, some sort of poop chute bandicoot??"

poop chute bandicoot by ***MuNiN*** August 30, 2009