To Get on the Ball

This amusing little phrase says that someone needs to improve something.

Your work is so sloppy. Get on the ball!
Tom has been too lazy. He needs to get on the ball.

by Lionardoo April 4, 2009

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab

The most dangerous skateboard trick ever conceived. First done by Bob Burnquist at the 2011 California Butt Jam. The trick proved so difficult that the pure centripetal force involved fractured six ribs and dispelled enough heated kinetic energy to scorch local fields and vegetation. Under no circumstance should this trick ever be attempted. If recreated, God herself will shed a tear.

“Hey Josh you ever end up getting that date with Mindy for Friday night?”

“A date with Mindy ANY night is about as possible as a Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab, Drake!”

by IgnorantMedia January 9, 2022