An educational Magnet program causing stress, drug use, casual sex, sleep deprivation, high expectations and people calling any student in it a nerd, geek, dork, or any similar term.
Student 1: The classes of International Baccalaureate students are extremely difficult. FML, my mom wants to switch me into a class with all of those nerds.
Student 2: Have fun in the nerdyest group of the school, bro. *undertone* God-forsaken GEEK.
Student 2: Have fun in the nerdyest group of the school, bro. *undertone* God-forsaken GEEK.
by Eve the chainsaw psycho bitch October 11, 2010
(IB for short). A renowned terrorist organization, infamous for committing crimes against humanity and other human rights violations by mentally torturing thousands of teenagers on a daily basis to the point of insanity.
Them: Man, did you see him talk about why ToK is important?
Me: Don't worry, that is just International Baccalaureate propaganda.
Me: Don't worry, that is just International Baccalaureate propaganda.
by gg_lds February 24, 2023
The International Baccalaureate a.k.a the I.B. or I.B.t.f.g.g meaning: I Blow Teachers for Good Grades. The (I.B.t.f.g.g) is well known among students that flunk some IB subjects due to it's complexity (biology and physics) and its abundant amount of work that does not let you have a minute alone to stimulate yourself (masturbate). The only sexual activity you get to do when you take the IB course is the blow job if you are female or a cunnilingus if you are a male (to the IB teachers of course)
The IB program is dedicated to those international young people out there who think they need this special, intriguing, fun, and exciting program to enter into a good university or college. Now this is what the IB counselor (who probably is one of the greatest persons alive in the art of telling lies) tells you and makes you believe in such a way that at one moment you think that without the IB program you will become a bum without a family, a job, a career, a wife/husband, and a house.
Now isn't this a load of bullshit, excuse my profanity, but the IB program is probably the most artificial, fabricated, and fraudulent program in history of moronic and brainwashed programs. The IB program is the perfect example of wild capitalism that's completely created for-profit.
If your parents are not forcing or obliging you to take this program, then don't do it. You will enjoy a better senior year without it; and with an abundant amount of more time free of activity, exams, art works, etc.
The IB program is dedicated to those international young people out there who think they need this special, intriguing, fun, and exciting program to enter into a good university or college. Now this is what the IB counselor (who probably is one of the greatest persons alive in the art of telling lies) tells you and makes you believe in such a way that at one moment you think that without the IB program you will become a bum without a family, a job, a career, a wife/husband, and a house.
Now isn't this a load of bullshit, excuse my profanity, but the IB program is probably the most artificial, fabricated, and fraudulent program in history of moronic and brainwashed programs. The IB program is the perfect example of wild capitalism that's completely created for-profit.
If your parents are not forcing or obliging you to take this program, then don't do it. You will enjoy a better senior year without it; and with an abundant amount of more time free of activity, exams, art works, etc.
John: I can't masturbate tonight
Mike: Why? There's always time for that.
John: Not if you're taking International Baccalaureate
Mike: Oh, I'm so sorry, I did not know you were taking this course, I'm incredibly sorry for asking that.
Mike: Why? There's always time for that.
John: Not if you're taking International Baccalaureate
Mike: Oh, I'm so sorry, I did not know you were taking this course, I'm incredibly sorry for asking that.
by John Notch March 17, 2013
A global organization that revolves around the philosophy of the Areas of Interaction and the IB Learners Profile. Typically classes are at a higher level of thinking and involve deeper thought. Other aspects include a decrease in social life, increased health problems (sleep deprivation, stress, headaches, etc.) and the susceptibility to ridicule by Certificate Candidates who have more interesting classes to choose from. Students usually appear to be brainy, witty and sometimes "smart-asses". Best of all, they are very good procrastinators and usually make parodies about the Learner Profile and likewise. Though there are plenty drawbacks, and I repeat, plenty, IB is very appealing to colleges and universities and can better prepare students for the work involved at that stage in their lives. (Written from a student's perspective)
Specifically for International Baccalaureate Diploma Candidates: TOK (Theory of Knowledge), CAS (Community/Activity/Service), the EE (Extended Essay), etc.
by Einstein's Assistant March 19, 2012
program at select schools for so called nerdy/geeky kids. theyre all really smart. well, most of them
by grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr September 4, 2006
For the conceited wankers told who thought they were too clever and cultured for A level, but are now paying with all the extra work. Similar to the NAPOLAS schools in nazi Germany. Supposedly more rounded persons than A level students, a statement which i despise.
You international baccalaureate students can put your extra UCAS points where the monkeys shove their nuts.
by Disgruntled a level student May 13, 2008
It is an overpriced ticket to hell... that you can use to brag on AP and GCSE students to show your superiority. It is also a good programme that will suck the life left inside you and replace it with TOK theories and weird imaginary polynomial roots.
Colleges don’t care if you are “ aN IB sTUdEnT” , they also don’t care If you failed maths because you don’t know how to use a Graphic calculator or if you failed high school because you got an E in your EE...
Anyways, the IB or the INTERNATIONAL BACCALAUREATE is a TOUGHHH school programmee that is so sad that even has meme accounts about it.
Colleges don’t care if you are “ aN IB sTUdEnT” , they also don’t care If you failed maths because you don’t know how to use a Graphic calculator or if you failed high school because you got an E in your EE...
Anyways, the IB or the INTERNATIONAL BACCALAUREATE is a TOUGHHH school programmee that is so sad that even has meme accounts about it.
What are you taking in school?
- I’m taking A levels...
-Hahaha, Well not to brag but I take the IB (international baccalaureate (IB) )
Or
-What are you doing?
-I am summoning the CEO of physics so that I don’t fail my Physics High Level Paper 1 tomorrow... I wish I didn’t take IB (international baccalaureate)
- I’m taking A levels...
-Hahaha, Well not to brag but I take the IB (international baccalaureate (IB) )
Or
-What are you doing?
-I am summoning the CEO of physics so that I don’t fail my Physics High Level Paper 1 tomorrow... I wish I didn’t take IB (international baccalaureate)