captain save a ho

Any guy who does anything for pussy even if it's futile. Major ass kissers who is real sissified.

-ho: can you go by me a new computer babe. It only costs 1500 dollars.

-captain save a ho: sure baby you're not giving me any but I hope you will love me If I by it for you.

-ho: sucker

by captain slap a ho March 31, 2010

captain save a ho

a male who is always coming to the defense of a female wether she is right or wrong, pretty or ugly. Would say the moon is made of cheese if the female wanted him to.

"it was such an ENIGMA to see homey coming to that hoz defense when she said salt tastes sweet"
"yeah man, wat a captain save a ho"
"worrrd"

by Drac December 26, 2005

captain save-a-ho

Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.

Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.

by Charles Eggleston January 2, 2007

superman a ho

it's when you skeet on a ho's back, and then the bedsheet sticks to her, making a superman-style cape.

i'm really hoping to superman a ho tonight, cause i'm all kinds of freeky like that.

by dmsOne October 16, 2007

spiderman a ho

When one ejaculates onto his hand, then in a swift motion, creates the web shooting hand sign as spiderman does, and in the process, "shooting the web" at your ho causing her to be in a "sticky" situation.

Man, I want to spiderman a ho so bad right now...

by McBiz DaShiz January 9, 2008

Captain save a Ho

Anyone who will buy jewlery, or spend money on a ho, just to get the pussy. A punk ass biatch who aint got no game.

It seems like everyone i see these days ain't nuthin but a cptain save a ho.

by matthew gaston February 26, 2004

superman a ho

Superman-ing a ho is when someone treats his lady with love, loyalty, dignity and respect, much like our man Clark does with Lois. Regardless of how long he may have been trapped in another dimension with the essentially greek goddess Wonder Woman (it was something like 1000 years), Kal-El just says "I'm sorry, but I love Lois."

That's how it's done!

Example of the widely misunderstood "superman a ho":

"Wow Grant, you're grandparents have been together for 80 years and she still holds his hand??"

"Absolutely, Geoff, he's been superman-ing that ho since they met."

"Wicked sick, let's go get snow cones."

by XxxSexDooD69XxX April 18, 2009