Zubin

He is so bluddy hot. He likes girls and he is that boy next door. He's got a massive dick but still girls can give him adequate hand jobs. He hates nic and juuuuuush

Dude how big is your dick.

Oh its massive, i have a zubin

by Sadfee October 22, 2008

zukiner

a long vegetable that posesses the physical qualities of a male penis, wrapped in a clear plastic/latex covering, used in the art of masturbation.

*loud fucking noises (orgasmic sounds)*
papa joe: whats that?
betty: er...a cucumber??
papa joe: WTF! u crazy bitch!
betty: let me introduce my friend the cucumber...ur just not good enough...im gonna zukiner..u can watch though... :)
papa joe: OK then, u shove that cucumber up ur pussy. and im gonna find me some REAL PuSSi!

by papa joe January 10, 2005

zulinda

A person who will definitely be awesome and awkward but in the best way possible good at art and starts puberty at 8 years old

Zulinda is cool

by Imcool November 25, 2017

Zubing

stare looking at someone for a long period of time

Stop zubing at them it’s rude

by Elephantsandcarrot June 4, 2019

zubin vidor

A boy with the worlds smallest dick ever

wow look at zubin vidor

by d is not urs homie April 25, 2014

Zubin

An unusually large poo.

"Man, I gotta go dump a Zubin."

"Brb, breaking off a Zubin."

"Ouch, I have a Zubin coming on."

"Bob's been in the toilet for ages...must be a Zubin."

by TheCasa August 22, 2011

Zubin

A decent guy with crazy long mohawky hair. Average height, apparently has an 8 pack. some people are doubtful. Gets all the girls (ehhhh) and can be nice. sometimes. Zubins are true friends that can be there for you. Zubins are in love with Hollister shirts (a huge rip off), an aspiring model maybe? He is amazing at all sports and a hockey fan. Zubins usually hangs out with a mammoth British dude who people think have a fake accent and runs funny, a Greek guy who walks with swag and has a 6 pack, and a Brazillian dude who some think resembles Jean-Baptiste Maunier. Oohhhh, ladies prepare to swoon. Zubins are definately part of an interesting group of friends.

That mohawk makes you look like a Zubin.

Whoah man have you been working out like a Zubin?

by laughingdudes December 26, 2012