zodiac killer

Now known to be Ted Cruz through time travel and being an alien reptilian who lives for thousands of years.

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

by ohiowho August 22, 2016

Zodiac killer

Dummy thicc with 80000000000 c's

As seen in the opening scene of "Awakening the zodiac" when the zodiac killer is stabbed in the leg but he is to thicc to feel it

by Foxytheboss663 December 30, 2019

The Zodiac Killer

a man who killed zodiacs

The Zodiac Killer killed a lot of Zodiacs, that’s why he’s called The Zodiac Killer.

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

The Zodiac Killer

A murderer known as Maggie who cleverly disguises herself as Jessie J, Katy Perry and Lilly Allen in order to act out grizzly bear rapes and murders.

Oh Snakes its Maggie the zodiac killer.

by BopBopBopBopBabybell January 1, 2012

Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz, Texas senator

Did you vote for Ted Cruz?
No, he the zodiac killer

by Hedgehogg39 July 7, 2016

Zodiac Killer

Slayer of liberal taxes and protector of American freedoms

Look it's Ted Cruz, the Zodiac Killer!!

by #notarepublican October 31, 2018

zodiac killer

Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz is totally the Zodiac Killer...

by LuciferRoyale August 15, 2016