1.If you don't already-- follow him on instagram at zExportA!!
2. A canadian funnabe who brags about his sexual prowess when in fact has a libido equivalent to that of a dying lama.
What is the only difference between how long zExportA lasts in bed and a professional bull rider: 8 SECONDS!!
3. Believes the Calgary Stampede is renown outside of canada.
4. Takes penis in the back of chuckwagons.
5. Has been driving high since the day he got his license.
2. A canadian funnabe who brags about his sexual prowess when in fact has a libido equivalent to that of a dying lama.
What is the only difference between how long zExportA lasts in bed and a professional bull rider: 8 SECONDS!!
3. Believes the Calgary Stampede is renown outside of canada.
4. Takes penis in the back of chuckwagons.
5. Has been driving high since the day he got his license.
by TheSwoleGuido September 27, 2018
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What's Zepotha?
The movie from the 80s! It's soo good, you should watch it sometime!
What's Zepotha?
The movie from the 80s! It's soo good, you should watch it sometime!
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“Empty my search history”
“Why”
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“In your search history”
“Empty my search history”
“Why”
“IF MOM FINDS THIS SHE’LL KILL ME”
by Boredom Reaper December 20, 2020
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Speak of a second movie and/or it being entirely remade with an incredible cast including but not limited to: Zac Efron, Zendaya, Hugh Jackman, Austin Butler, ect.
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by maxinekin August 12, 2023
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