Led Zeppelin Junkie

A person who is profoundly obsessed with Led Zeppelin... I mean LED ZEPPELIN!!!

Guy one: I heard that dude listens to Led Zeppelin in his sleep.

Guy two: Yeah, he's a Led Zeppelin Junkie.

Guy one: I can't blame him.

by Fool in the rain 777 July 1, 2008

led zeppelin

1) A British rock band active from 1968-1980
2) A textbook case of public brainwashing

Stoned dork: "Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules"

Normal person: "Hey that guy seems to really like Led Zeppelin. I'm impressed. They must be really something"

Stone dork 2: "Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules. Dude, Zeppelin rules"

Normal person 2 :"Oh wow, more people like this band Led Zeppelin. If these guys are so popular, they just have to be awesome. I've never actually heard any Led Zeppelin songs, but you guys are right, they *DO* rule."

Normal person 3: " More people think Led Zeppelin are awesome? Hey count me in, I don't want to be left out! I'm in! I'm a Led head! Best band ever! Where can I get a T shirt?"

by Ghunt70 December 3, 2007

Reppin' the Zeppelin

wearing any sort of Led Zeppelin clothing item

Robert: Did you see John's awesome Zep shirt?
Jimmy: Oh yeah, he was totally Reppin' the Zeppelin

by Curbside Killer Queen September 8, 2009

dead heat in a zeppelin race

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.

Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

land zeppelin

A morbidly obese individual. Often seen riding around in motorized carts in Wal-Mart or Grocery Outlet.

The more white trash they are, the less obese they have to be to qualify as a land zeppelin.

The Land Zeppelin heaved herself into the car, wedging herself in between the seat and the dash.

by Luke and Shawn July 20, 2008

led zeppelin

one of the most overrated bands of all time. dont get me wrong, they have serious talent, but everybody is simply on their nuts

it pisses me off to hear every prepubescent teen say they listen to led zeppelin and pink floyd in a futile attempt to get laid

by cwes7675 February 5, 2008

limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.

Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017