DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

by DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMP March 1, 2023

National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.

Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011

Enjoy your cats

A famous slogan used by men to tell a feminist she will stay single forever. This is due to the fact that cat ladies are usually middle aged women who never had a man in their lives and have cats to fill that void of loneliness.

Feminist: I’m a strong independent woman who don’t need no man
Chad: Enjoy your cats

by BurgerKingNuggets July 13, 2024

Put your cat on the mic

when you tell someone when they when someone to tell them someone to when tell them to get more bitches like yknow

"Hey Michael, put your cat on the mic"

by Bennnjie October 13, 2021

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

I'll eat your cat

person who wants to eat your cat #emo

cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*

by scaramouchepersonaldoormat November 13, 2022