Bigger daddy toe for you

When your dad has a penis for a toe and he chops it off with rusty spoon

Dad:look at my toe
Son:WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BIGGER DADDY TOE FOR YOU

by Big daddy toe 69 January 5, 2019

Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?

A lighthearted way of asking someone if an ongoing problem has yet been addressed. From a question asked President Barack Obama by his daughter, Malia, in regard to the disastrous 2010 British Petroleum / Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

"Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?" the farmer's wife asked her husband after he came back from trying yet again to get the neighbor's horses out of the cornfield.

by maximo hudson May 27, 2010