A joke played on an unsuspecting person, resulting in apparent 'proof' of their homosexuality.
Person 1: You dropped your gay card.

Person 2 turns round to look before fully realising what Person 1 has said.

Person 1: Hahaha! You must have a gay card! You're gay!!!!
by winz May 14, 2005
mugGet the you dropped your gay cardmug.
a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.
At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."

Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."

On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."
by Surf City Bum July 16, 2010
mugGet the punch a hole in your man cardmug.

Your mom's credit card

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks
Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*
by Tiny Chungus January 30, 2019
mugGet the Your mom's credit cardmug.

Your mom's credit card

Someone tooks your mom's credit card to buy robux and premium on roblox
Kim: Haha noob i am better than you on adopt me
Yeon: I have Your mom's credit card
Kim: *lefts the game*
by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021
mugGet the Your mom's credit cardmug.
An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.
Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.
by bktscrambler October 5, 2009
mugGet the Punch Your Tough Shit Cardmug.

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