You can't have your cake and eat it too

you cant enjoy what is yours. you can work or you can enjoy.

example:
you work really hard and finish a report, someone else takes credit.

or

you have a gorgeous girlfriend whom only others enjoy in bed.

you enjoy fishing and eating fish, you catch a fish, but your wife eats it.

she says "You can't have your cake and eat it too"

by geneva rain August 11, 2006

Have your cake and eat it too.

Valentines Day is for the lovers, this day is for the fuckers. A day for cake and eating out- show your women some love on this auspicious day in return for the careful cooking and blowing that was bestowed upon you during steak and blowjob day. Eat your cake boys.

Also, take note- cake is a metaphor, if your lady wants steak, get her a damn steak.

whatever the opposite of steak and blowjob day is, do that.

ie: have your cake and eat it too.

by BJays July 31, 2012

Having Your Cake

Eating and then throwing up soap, mostly from urinals.

Mike got dared to have his cake at a Bacholer's Party. He was sick for weeks afterwards.

Having Your Cake is a stupid dare most of the time.

by GabbehGurl July 11, 2010

Cake with your ice cream

A guy being either disloyal in some manner or cheating on their gf

or

wanting to have 2 girls at once but keeping It secret

Referenced in SAYGRACE’s tiktok famous song ‘Boys ain’t shit’

Example 1
‘Talking like a gentleman, please! You just want cake with your ice cream’

Example 2

Girl: he just wanted cake with his ice cream but if he not careful that I e creams gonna be poisoned

by Ssmithyyyy June 3, 2020

Bake a cake in your ass

Making a cake in an ass refers to one man ejaculating inside the anus of another man during the course of anal sex. The semen is seen as the cake batter, and the ass, the oven.

Cameron you’re a real cutie, if you’re free later I’d love to bake a cake in your ass.

by Thedirtybaker February 1, 2023

Cake with your ice cream

A guy being either disloyal in some manner or cheating on their gf

or

wanting to have 2 girls at once but keeping It secret

Referenced in SAYGRACE’s tiktok famous song ‘Boys ain’t shit’

Example 1
‘Talking like a gentleman, please! You just want cake with your ice cream!’

Example 2
‘He just wanted cake with his ice cream and I have more self respect than to stick around’

by Ssmithyyyy June 3, 2020

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

If you have a best friend than give him his well-deserved cake on November 15th!

It is November 14th i have to bake a cake because tomorrow is, .Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020