Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 2, 2022

knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".

Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

knock on wood

yet another term that is sexual innuendo for masturbation.

This chick is hot. I gotta knock on wood really quick.

by notorious B.A.M. February 4, 2010

knock on wood

to take one's hand (which is in the shape of a fist..) and bang it on a dead tree.

crogi: "ouch! i hurt my hand knocking on that wood. it looks like i'm bleeding"
bob: "want a cool glow in the dark harry potter band aid??"
crogi: "SA-WEET!"

by kazoomafoo June 20, 2005

knock on wood

Getting punched in the dick during an erection.

The definition of knock on wood is pretty straightforward.

by Kirito Ice August 22, 2018

knock on wood

to take one's hand (which is in the shape of a fist..) and bang it on a dead tree.

in karate we like to knock on wood!

by kazoomafoo June 5, 2005

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 2, 2022