Does the Pope shit in the woods.

A sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious yes. Referenced in The Big Lebowski. The reversal of the two words makes the phrase hilarious.

Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.

"Does the Pope shit in the woods." or "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" are both examples of phrases to use to be like the dude.

by i3ff November 6, 2008

Hit that mothafucka in da woods

The art of hitting a baseball (the mother fucker) over the fence and deep into the metaphorical woods behind the fence. Otherwise known as a home run.

Player1: Damn, he hit that mothafucka in da woods!

Player2: Dude we're in the desert there are no woods but, man did he knock the hell out of that ball or what?!

by CR&TH May 3, 2010

does a bear shit in the woods

Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".

Joe: Is Julio Jones good at football?
Clayton: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Bob_Sag25 September 6, 2009

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Another answer for the obvious, "Obviously." Made famous by Steve Martin in his "Wild and Crazy Guy" hit record from the seventies.

In Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up. You learn the important religious questions, 'Does the Pope shit in the woods?'

by DCD$ November 22, 2010

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

By the way, I'm Catholic.

Do I want an Abita Turbo Dog? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

by eViL pOp TaRt April 7, 2006

Deep Woods Club

A club that you join when you have sex in the deep woods.

1.) Joe and Sally joined the deep woods club on Saturday after a long hike through the woods.
2.) I went on a hike with Sally on Saturday. When nobody was around, we decided to join the deep woods club.
3.) I am a proud member of the Deep Woods Club.

by CupcakeBabes June 13, 2013

Delta Woods

A bunch of teachers that are burnt out faggots and that only come to teach because they need a pay check to afford icy hot, so that they can go home and fuck them selves, while watching horse porn.

Delta woods teachers conversations:

Teacher 1: Yo what should I do with my paycheck?
Teacher 2: I don't know. Go fuck yourself maybe?
Teacher 1: Great Idea!
Teacher 2: How your class going

Teacher 1: define special ed
Teacher 2: a bunch of retarded kids
Teacher 1: There your answer

by PeenMan13 May 24, 2019