what the shit

when shocked or astonished

Hey Jess what the shit is going on here

by Amiiee February 15, 2009

what the shit

same meaning as waht the fuck.

god damnit waht the shit

by coined by greek will December 13, 2004

what the shit

Basically "what the fuck" but waaaay worse.

*car gets crushed by train*

Dude 1: What the fuck?!?

*car gets torn into pieces by flying pigs*
Dude 2: WHAT THE SHIT?!??!

by jmlport3883838 June 9, 2011

what the shit

Same as WTF? but now that I know it was used by Keanu in the Matrix, I will never say it again!!

What the shit?! As like, "What the shit is that about?"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

What the shit?

Some dumb bastards attempt at saying what the fuck but falling well short of making sense had to settle for what the shit.

What the shitt is goin on here?

by nigga man December 1, 2003

What the shit

What the fuck but better

Why did he leave me on read what the shit

by Wtsqueen January 28, 2021

What the shit?!

A phrase or word is used to explain a given situation's unexplainable or randomness. It can be almost anything that takes away from a daily situation. Similar to "WTF," what the shit!? It is geared towards naming something absurdly random or out of place, funnily and comically or unexpected, and potentially negative or interfering.

Ex 1- You walk into a room, and someone you've never seen before rushes past you w/ a katana in a unicorn mask and slams the door behind you. "What the shit?!" You say as if you cannot explain the event that just unfolded.

Ex 2- You mind your business texting on your phone when you get added to a random group chat that spams you w/ back and forth trash talking and loads of memes that nearly make your phone shut down. You say, "What the shit?!" In awe of this random moment.

by UNITUS827 October 5, 2022