Dirty wet white dog

A trashy white girl that thinks she’s black and eats hot Cheetos, also walks in to class everyday smelling like weed

Damn Angelaya’s a dirty wet white dog

by Chico172004 March 24, 2022

wet dog nose

When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.

by All Outta Angst January 26, 2016

wet dog krump

A modern dance, similar to the krump-style of brooklyn, in which the performer acts as if he/she is a wet dog that must dry himself.

Check out his krump style, but why's he shaking like a wet dog? ohhhhh...wet dog krump

by assbreakerbreadbaker May 17, 2014

Wet Dog

A wet top is a term used to define a characteristic of a white person.

"Oh did you know, Jay doesn't wash his ass with water after he has had a shit!"

"Ew thats proper wet dog behaviour you know!"

by Hahahaahah12334676 December 24, 2017

wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013

wet dog

while having sex doggy style you stick your finger in your mouth then stick it in their ass.

Jose: I gave her the wet dog last night she was waggin her ass as soon as I put it in.
sean: omfg

by VillainSZN May 20, 2023

wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma December 21, 2013