Warwick Avenue

The act of Onanism

Crickey, I haven't had a jump in ages, my nuts are boucing off my knees, I could do with a 'Warwick Avenue'

by Ogtastic September 17, 2008

Warwick Avenue

To have a wank.

Bill: When did you last go to Warwick Avenue?
Tom: Been a while, at least 3 days, you?
Bill: Just this morning :D

by meemz1234 September 16, 2008

Warwick Avenue

often refers to the sex act involving insertion of the penis into the rectum.

Also refered to as 'Up the Duffy'.

Sue: Gary, please will you please take me up Warwick Avenue?

Gary: Erm, Ok - have you got any baby wipes?

by Bumblings September 16, 2008

Warwick Avenue

Masturbation of the {Penis}

I had a Warwick Avenue this morning before work

by Mikiki_5262 September 16, 2008

warwick avenue

Anal Penetration
Anal sex
Bumming 'The Tube'

I was taking her up the warwick avenue, so I wouldn't get her pregnant.

by pyros444 September 16, 2008

warwick avenue

the act of beating dogs to death whilst walking down a road

person 1:oh man we pulled a warwick avenue yesterday it was so sick!
person 2:don't you mean you walked down warwick avenue?
person 1:no dude i mean we beat this bitch up!
person 2:dude that IS sick!

by radio1listener September 16, 2008

Warwick Avenue

Masturbate whilst riding on a London tube train.

I was so desparate for a wank I had a crafty Warwick Avenue on the circle line the other day.

by davemacfrombath September 16, 2008