VMS: Vanishing Metrocard Syndrome

A disorder, commonly suffered by Millenials and Boomers alike, in which the person loses all recollection of the location of their subway MetroCard.

Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.

Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.

Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS

by BeetlejuiceGreen November 14, 2019

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When a user types a specific sequence of letters and symbols

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by Your pseudonym Suck.. Alot September 22, 2020

Vms

Means Virgin Mary syndrome. Someone who tries to play it off as being nice and innocent but is actually a wolf in sheep's clothing. Someone who is cringey, tries to be friendly but it's not working and wants sympathy from people.

Nah doing three much rn like she got vms or some shit cuz this shit is not cute at all.

by ur dad's prostate August 02, 2021

vm escape

A life hack that escapes the matrix rather than just something small that completes homework or cooking a litte faster. tldr: an upgraded version of "life hack"

Abraham Lincoln: Bro while everyone was digging for gold, I was selling the shovels
you: damn, that isn't just a life hack, that literally vm escapes the gold-digging simulation
Abraham Lincoln: That's why you should never trust what you read online, especially quotes. The real play wasn't to dig for gold, unlike what you see in the meta.

by nanjolno October 09, 2024

vm

used by mfs who are too lazy to type "very much"

"so what did u think of the movie?"
"oh i liked the movie vm"

by bigdaddyballer69 August 07, 2021

VM

Virtual Machines

use a server vm

by foxcat #4023 May 31, 2022

VM bug

A term used in the Roblox game of Juke's Towers of Hell to describe someone who uses Vertical Mobility (5,000 Robux) to follow someone around doing a tower. Also called VM mosquito.

bro that kid is a vm bug

by YeetTheDuck May 09, 2023