Valentine's Day 

Feburary 14th

A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.

In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.

Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)

This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.

Single person: Fuck the world. I'm going to kill myself.

Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!

Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..

Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.

Valentine's Day by Valentine's day is my birthday what fun. November 25, 2006

valentine's day 

A day when you look around to find yourself absorbed with thoughts of loneliness.

Another 'valentine day' feeling.

valentine's day by Murat January 31, 2004

valentine's day 

the wonderful day where me and my friends go throw candy hearts at all the couples around town and avoid being arrested.

oh shit a cop.

valentine's day by big baby jesus February 23, 2004

valentine's day 

A fake holiday made up by Hallmark that makes people feel like they have to participate or otherwise they're a loser.

Valentine's Day sucks ass.

valentine's day by C & B February 15, 2004

valentine's day 

AKA: Single's Awareness Day
Brought to you by senseless people everywhere who want to rub in the fact that they are "in love" and you are alone. This is just one more way popular people stomp on those of us who prefer a few close friends to 100s of acquaintences.

Rather than being happy with the flowers she received for Valentine's Day, she must go to everyone in the office and show them her flowers and the card so that everyone knows how special she is.
Meanwhile she has not bothered to consider the fact that her behavior is rude to people who are alone, who do not have flowers on their desk advertising that they are available.

valentine's day by ophiolite April 9, 2006

Valentine's Day 

A commercialized holiday that is designed to make you and your "significant other" fall in love even more. Or, gives you the opportunity to tell your "crush" that you love them and what not. But really just ends up making 90% of the population depressed and lonely. Also causing a lot of girls to get typical gifts with no originality whatsoever because they advertise every girl wanting a rose and a box of chocolates.

Him: "Here honey I bought you a dozen roses"
Her: "Oh, how original, thanks honey" in a complete sarcastic tone while thinking, wow another dozen rozes i can display for 2 days then throw away.

Valentine's Day by Amer February 14, 2005

valentine's day 

A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.

i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.

valentine's day by Monkey Man February 2, 2004