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Vintage

Search up a picture of CHAD, and he'll be there on the top. He is the king of Chads, even above Mauser. He is so Chad he ate Mausers cat OJ Simpson because it looked at him wrong.
I wish I was as Chad as Vintage.
by Totallynotvintage69 July 13, 2022
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vintage

word that Michael DiCostanzo uses in frustration while playing Wordle. it is similar to the phrase "that's typical" meaning that he picked the wrong option (witch he often does.)
"that's vintage!"
by ollie.always.here June 23, 2023
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Vintage Soul

One who is wise beyond their years.
(see: old soul)
Guy: Louie is so clever and wise!
Girl: That's because he has a vintage soul.
by GuitaristLouie May 11, 2014
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vintage douche bag

The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.
Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
by Say whit? February 16, 2015
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Vintage Queen

-Someone who loves all things vintage.
-Someone who decorates their house floor to ceiling with old lace doilies and antique photos.
-Someone who is on a first name basis with every flea market owner within 100 miles.
-Someone who wears vintage styles and doesn't care what others think.
-Someone who likes to mix rust with diamonds and tattered pearls with new crystal.
-Someone possibly obsessed with Marie Antoinette.
"She is such a Vintage Queen. Definitely born after her time."
by abbinme March 3, 2010
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vintage cougar

For example, a vintage cougar is a single woman above the age of 60, who is still on the prowl for young men.

That lady is too old to be a cougar.
Right, she's a vintage cougar.
by 504GlobeTrotter December 20, 2010
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Vintage Evo

A classic moment. one of pure vintage that only could be come up with by an Evo
Evo: i think its time to replenish my Budweiser stock.
AJ: vintage evo
by ajice July 4, 2009
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