troll sage

Street is the troll sage. He has news from the north. Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.

Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE

by The troll sage December 10, 2009

Troll Scroll

Facebook's news feed feature.

Timmy - "Yo Jimbo! Did you notice how many chicks were diggin' my new profile pic?"

Jimbo - "Hell no! I don't even look at that troll scroll, and I damn sure don't want to see what Godless ratchet whores are viewing your jacked up pics!"

by Texas Muck Savage August 5, 2013

Troll Swatter

One who squeezes and crushes all the trolls on the chatroom

This chat is the most modded room on JTV. These mods are real troll swatters.

by trollsworstnightmare November 14, 2011

troll science

Troll Science or Troll Physics is a way to piss off anal science people by using commonly known science theories and twisting them into senseless money making / world changing / problem solving ideas that can only be known as trolling. Followed by a taunt to a known figure of that subject.

Science: A source of clean energy to fuel cars is not yet found.

Troll Science: Simply place a magnet in front of cars with a magnet in front of it (use additional magnets for additional speed) Clean energy found! Sell patent right to all car company and make infinite money, solve Global Warming. U jelly, Henry Ford? Problem, Al Gore?

by CSCC January 26, 2011

Troll Sleep

Opposite of beauty sleep. It's when you wake up older and uglier than the previous day.

Everybody talks about getting their "beauty sleep" but i always tend to get troll sleep for some reason.

by The REAL Jermo December 18, 2009

troll sage

Laws of troll sage:

1.)Street created the troll sage.
2.)He has news from the north.
3.)Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.
5.)Troll sage doesn't give a shit about #4 because he's a fucking ANTEATER
6.)Troll sage always replies, but only creates new thread when rule #2 comes into effect
7.)He raffs, he wins.
8.)ABACUS
9.)Troll sage is the reason why we can't have nice things
10.)Troll sage's epic mount is 春哥, whose epic mount is 草泥马.

Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE

Kid: Hey what's up guys.
Troll Sage: FUCK YOU. I'M AN ANTEATER.

Professor: Attached is your syllabus for EALC 120. It should contain all the important deadlines for the rest of this semester. Please email me if you have any questions concerning this semester's coursework or grading procedures.
Troll Sage: TITTIES OR GTFO

by The troll sage December 11, 2009

Troll Serum

Another term for Black Tar Heroin

"Gonna go pick up some troll serum"

by slapping of the asscheeks May 30, 2021