Spanish Triathlon

An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.

Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.

Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!

by Philolingua March 11, 2009

jewish triathlon

A misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements - whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury gyms in large, urban areas.

Those guys aren't here to workout. They're here to pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.

by PeddyofEBC December 2, 2010

Parent triathlon

Three events completed in one day involving kids (yours or someone else's) in one or more of three separate events encompassing each of these categories: running/walking/hiking, water sports and use of a manually propelled wheeled vehicle.

I completed a parent triathlon: ran 3.5 miles, swam with the kids, mowed the lawn.

by natsmo June 22, 2009

Greek Triathlon

A Triathlon that consists of Drinking, Eating, and Fucking.

Teacher: Why are you late today!
Student: Um I was competing in a Greek Triathlon?
Teacher: Good Excuse

John: Yo Todd heard you got fucked up last night.
Todd: Yeah I killed it in the Greek Triathlon

by Illuminati LT August 11, 2012

ironman triathlon

The most intense race which usually takes all day to finish and includes in this order swimming 2.4 miles, biking 112 miles and running 26.2 miles without breaks just to get a medal, tshirt and hear your name at the finish line

Person 1: wow Morgan has been spending a lot of time running lately

Person 2: she is intense I heard she is training for the ironman triathlon in October.

by trollolrun March 16, 2017

Kentucky Triathlon

A three-sport event consisting of cockfighting, meth cooking, and cousin fucking.

Billy Bob was the winner of last year's Kentucky Triathlon.

by xgetsthesquare August 19, 2009

Polish Triathlon

Going to the public pool on foot and returning home with a bike.

Oh shit my bike is gone! It must have been Maciej participating in a Polish Triathlon again!

by jrssww July 11, 2010