Tragedeigh jitsu

The transformation from a horse to a human.

Me (a horse girl): I think me and my horse might be soulmates just like Pru Granger and Spirit!
My bully: You can't date a horse, YOU FREAK!
Me to my horse: *sigh* she will never know.

A few weeks later...

My bully: WTF why are you kissing your horse!! You need to go to jail
My horse: That's it buster... TRAGEDEIGH JITSU!
Me: Omg you look just like my anime boyfriend Bakugojo! You are SO HOT

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023

Traeger Bomb

When you turn your grill up to 500F to burn off some cheese left on the grill and accidentally start a grease fire because you forgot about the grease leftover from smoking hamburgers for hours.

Gus had to run outside with a fire extinguisher because the Traeger Bomb threatened to immolate the house.

by Shady Thicket June 3, 2024

Traeger

A level of complete retardation that's beyond belief coupled with the ability to fuck something beyond recognition

Danny just went full Traeger on that assessment, I can't believe how fucking stupid he is

by stinkypickle December 9, 2024

Traegger

A person of african american descent who participates in African American hood subculture who steals hydroflasks from supermarkets. A person like this probably "used" to be in the alphabet mafia aka the LGBTQIA++XYZS-NAACPMAP organization.

Person1: You see that guy over there?

Person2: Yeah, he's a fucking Traegger.

by JohnDingenheimer May 14, 2025