Knocking The Noodle

1) Jerking off.
2) Cranking it.
3) Masturbating.

I'm gonna go home and knock the noodle.

by Matthew Cox May 25, 2005

Doin the noodle

A weekly tradition started by Deb Lucas (frequent Urban dictionary user) that involves eating at the Noodle Bowl.

"I saw a waffle crapper doin the noodle."

"I'm doing the noodle!" -Deb Lucas

"Whopper Wednesday is not complete unless Deb does the noodle."

by DebdoesNoodles January 26, 2010

Drain the Noodle

to urinate (used by a male)

Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave."

by KathMac December 9, 2008

Whippin the noodle

A term used to describe masturbation

Hey Hal stop whippin the noodle!

by kirtap May 19, 2005

Eat the Noodle

When you make a guy go down on you when you still have a tampon in...

I make my boyfriend eat the noodle 4-5 days a month...

by Erika The Creator August 2, 2008

the noodlemaker

condom

Anon: I was raw dogging this Israeli chick, but she asked me to put condom on

Anon 2: ahh, the noodlemaker

by Prnjavor January 15, 2023

thats the way the noodle fell

It just happened.

I hate that there are so many IA defects but thats the way the noodle fell.

by dnaleromj December 1, 2016