on the daily

means on a daily basis; every day

I smoke the ganj on the daily

Scott and Des pipe on the daily

by bri-bri November 22, 2006

The Daily Double

When somebody decides to jack-off twice in one day.

Someone - "What'd you do yesterday?"

You - "Oh nothing, just the daily double."

by bnksns June 19, 2009

The Daily Show Effect

When the Daily Show goes on break a major disaster/news story happens the Friday immediately after the week's last show or early in the week off.

Dude,first the earthquake in Haiti,then the governor of Arizona,now the tsunami in Japan.The daily show effect must be at work.

by itstotallytrue March 31, 2011

Doin’ the Daily

Taking a dump. Your daily release of the bowels.

What’s he doing in there? Oh he’s doin’ the daily.

I was late for my meeting today cause I was doin’ the daily.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018

the daily show

the most believable news show on T.V

i don't believe anything untill its on the daily show

by jesus June 30, 2004

The Daily Snuff

A Satire news source used to make boys into men and the offended into crybabies. Most of Everyone will get mildly if not completely offended by the news we provide. That said, you should refrain your children from viewing this site if they are mildly if not completely mentally retarded.

myself:Yo! I heard that 95% of mexicans Are minorities.
Offended:Where did you hear that?
myself:It was top news on The Daily Snuff! get with the program dude!

by Spicy taco 123 October 26, 2010

The Daily

Reference to one’s regular, daily bowel movement.

I’ll be back. Need to take the daily.

Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.

Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018