claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by jamie_ledge December 10, 2008

yellow cardigan

For the very first time, there I see
Someone with the same pains as me
Having done this time and time again
She wore a yellow cardigan.

A: you heard my R?

B: Having done this time and time again, She wore a yellow cardigan

C: cool

by sleepyvx September 24, 2021

wool cardigan

This is the most dangerous, germ infested, garment of a hipster's attire. Touching one of these gives you a serious chance of suffering from hipsterpes, especially if found in a thrift store (crack house for hipsters). In fact, the virus responsible for hipsterpes originated from the hipstersheep, who were bred for their organic wool. Do not be tempted by the nice colors or artistic scenery woven into the fabric, this is a mere tactic to make you want to approach the said cardigan, therefore increasing you risk of contracting hipsterpes.

Actual inscription on the label of a wool cardigan "Caution, may cause hipsterpes"

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011

Cardigan Man

A man who walks around late at night in an unsightly cardigan.

Hey Tom theres the cardigan man lets egg him

by peter hodkinson December 14, 2008

Cardigan Party

A party where the guests are all your cardigans, and you sip martinis (or other highbrow alcoholic beverages) and your cardigans come to life, and like, hang out with you.

Hey Melissa Joan-Hart, want to come to my Cardigan Party? Don't forget to bring that delightful alpaca-wool double-breasted button up!

by katiebluebird December 30, 2010

party cardigan

a cardigan that may be worn at an actual party, whereas it would usually not be appropriate. it may be found at old navy.

Hey, her outfit looks so cute tonight, what's different? O that hoe has on her party cardigan!

by CamilleMcneal November 16, 2009

Cardigan Arrest

Occurs when the sweater a man, most commonly a douchebag, is wearing looks like it was borrowed from his girlfriend, or her Yorkie.

Jane: Look at that guy's body, he's busting out of his shirt.

John: Oh please Jane, he's totally in cardigan arrest.

by BPWP January 1, 2013