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fruit of the broom

"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."
by TeeJayDubDub February 9, 2022
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The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.
Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!
by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025
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broom the coon

when in a car driving in a heavly populated area of nigers you hang out the window with a broom while hitting the niggers with the broom .if the broom is droped u must get out of the veical and get the broom.
our mission for to night is to broom the coons
by kyle_mc May 3, 2005
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The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.
by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020
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The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.
by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020
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Broom in the bonfire

An old saying used when things aren’t going your way, but you’re resigned to going with the flow.
“When I was younger and confronted with hardship, my grandpa used to tell me, he said, ‘Sometimes you’ve gotta put the broom in the bonfire.’ He was right.”
by Miss M C Bliss February 6, 2021
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Trimming the witch’s broom

When you trim up the pubic hair when it’s too prickly like a witch’s brim
Hookup #1: are you ready yet?

Hookup # 2: no I’m busy trimming the witch’s broom
by Twunk102 March 24, 2026
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