Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.
It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?
Bestie 2: Hell yeah!
Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!
*At Party*
Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!
Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:
Bestie 2: Hell yeah!
Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!
*At Party*
Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!
Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:
by Andriko1 April 29, 2011
Gentleman: I was out last night at the bar, bought this chick a drink. She decided to return the favor, so I decided to top that and give her the Ol’ Southern Soaker.
by Dot dot dick January 3, 2019
by P.J. Pumpernickle March 8, 2012
The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.
The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
by ZCMC April 1, 2009
by zach September 6, 2004
When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Take a water gun and jizz inside of it. Then squirt it all over your girl and scream like the kids in the super soaker commercials.
"My girl wanted a super soaker last night, I had to use the water gun from your bedroom." "Fuck you."
by maxwantsjustice May 12, 2011
by bubble gum July 25, 2012