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Roast your smallest friend day

On December 10th it’s roast your tallest friend day. So why not get them back all day on December 11th you get to roast them all day.
Tall friend: I’m gonna get back at you from yesterday

Small friend: really how? I bet you can’t

Tall friend ya well guess what day it is
Small friend: what day is it. oh no
Tall friend: The 11th that means....
Small friend: ya ya roast your smallest friend day
by Always_small December 6, 2019
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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
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by Adujasty343 August 29, 2025
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Bully your smallest friend day

The definition is that your latterly get to bully your smallest friend on December 11th
Bully your smallest friend day
by Ummm me December 11, 2020
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smallest chicken

if you were called the smallest chicken, you have a small cock. chicken usually stands for cock in slang so you either have a small dick or just that small dick energy.
damn I can tell your the smallest chicken in the coop bro.
by the hottest jules January 7, 2022
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