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Parting the Red Sea

fingering your girl’s vagina while she’s on her period
“I was parting the Red Sea last night and the blood stains were stuck on my fingers.”
by EnzoHater1000DethLord December 7, 2023
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Parting the Red Sea

Parting the red sea could mean several things, but the definition that people seem to use the most refers to when someone eats out a girl while she's on her period
*Talking about parting the Red Sea* @Iris:This feels like code for 🍽️ a girl 0ut when she’s on her 🩸
by RandomSocialist March 5, 2024
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Parting of the red sea

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze
by Andi March 7, 2005
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Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions
Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2
by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018
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put the parking brake up

I was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once I was in the bathroom I realized I needed to put the parking brake up.
by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009
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Meet me in the parking lot

It's the equivalent of saying "Fight me." or "Meet me in the bathroom."
"Deadpool is pansexual and anyone who says otherwise can meet me in the parking lot."
by A Mystery, motherfucker. July 6, 2018
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The Parking Garage Story

When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.
The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.
by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009
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