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Pablo the Ninja

Pablo the ninja is Mexican, has never been seen or heard, Chuck Norris has been known to attempt to run away from Pablo. Pablo is the original ninja, Pablo cannot be beaten. Pablo loves cookies. Pablo is loyal, honest, and always keep a promise. He doesn't hate anyone, and has honor, he doesn't kill unarmed opponents. Pablo is the ultimate ninja. Pablo is a member of the Undead Militia clan.
Examples for Pablo the Ninja
1.
Pablo: "oooh, sniper...."
Anyone who hears him: "OH S***!!!!! EVERYONE HI-..."
2.
Person1: "umm, where's Pablo?"
Person2: "we're all scre-..."
Person1: "where'd you go?"
person1: "hey, are yo-..."
3.
50 people are in a room, no one is seen entering or leaving, 5 seconds later, everyones' dead.
by Postwartest November 16, 2010
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the ninja-ghost-sex move

when someone goes into a dark room or area with intentions to have sex with someone (or otherwise cannot see their intended partner), then, after the sexual encounter, finds out they had sex with someone else without knowing it.
Melanie went into the room and thought she had sex with Chris. However, she really had sex with Lambert. Wow, Lambert did the ninja-ghost-sex move on her.
by Isauce August 20, 2006
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The Ninja

A Transmitted Disease Which Is Acquired By Either Having Sex Or Getting In Contact With An Infected Persons Blood aka The Ninja
Brian: Dude Help!
Angelo:What's Wrong?
Brian: I Don't Know Man, I Just Slept With Melanie!!!
Angelo: Dude I Think You Just Got The Ninja!!!
Brian: Dude I Can't Feel My Dick!!!
Angelo: Its A Good Thing I These Got Ninja Proof Condoms At Walmart For 7.99.
by Ibetatestedyourmother December 28, 2007
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day of the ninja

"day of the ninja" is a fake holiday created by ninjaburger.com in competition with "internationl talk like a pirate day". it is celebrated on december 5th. it is designed to celebrate ninja in all their glory. it is customary for those who celebrate to dress and act like ninja.
(december 4th)
dude 1: hey dude, whatcha doin tomorrow?
dude 2: bein a ninja
dude 1: what?
dude 2: tomorrow's day of the ninja. duh
dude 1: oh. sweet! i wanna be a ninja!
dude 2: then dress up as one
by seadracon October 9, 2006
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the ninja

The act a man pulls off when lying in bed with a woman fingering her and then slips his dick in so fast she never has a chance to say she didnt want to go that far.
she was nervous when i started touching her so i knew i would have to be stealth to get anywhere else, my fingers layed the distraction and the ninja got the action.
by Sir wiggles June 2, 2008
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on the ninja

To get away with something with such stealth and skill that it can only be compared to that of a ninja.

Derived from the term 'on the sly' - To be on the sly, the active of sly. You can do something on the sly, maybe stealing something funny and legendary, like mine and Jimbo's road bollard. You could also have 'slying it'
First guy:
"Hey dude, I looked in the fridge just then and I cant find that steak that I had ready for dinner, Do you know where it went?"

Second guy:
"Not too sure bro, Sam was looking in there before. Maybe he took it on the ninja when no one was looking".
by Roarkey May 6, 2008
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The Ninja Crew

Galaxy Ninja has a crew. This is her crew. Comprised of her friends and comrades, they go on missions to help the world be a better place. One of these Ninjas is Djhenry.
Look, it’s the Ninja Crew!”
by Galaxy Ninja October 16, 2019
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