Wheez the Juice

To imbibe a cold beverage directly from the dispenser...before the store clerk harshes on your grindage.

"What are you doing?!?"

"Link and I were cruisin' the mountain and figured we'd wheez the juice"

by dickie fitz April 19, 2013

on the juice

slang. - taking anabolic steroids

Rumor has it that the reason Barry Bonds is able to hit so many home runs is because he's "on the juice".

by Jerrodimus Prime February 15, 2005

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze

Make sure that what you are doing and striving for is going to be worth any sacrifices you will have to make along the way. If it's a relationship, job, anything in life.

If you love someone more than life itself and will do anything to have her and shes perfect for you, yet you have to move far away and start a new life, the juice is worth the squeeze.

Or if you want to become a lawyer but it costs 100's of thousands in debt and years of studying and when you graduate you have to move to alaska but your starting salary is 400K a year, the juice was worth the squeeze. Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.

by BillHem March 26, 2008

The Juice

Their is no clear definition what the jucie is, because the juice is what ever you make it, it can be anything nobody can define what it is for you, you know what the juice is.

ex: For me like sometimes I think the juice is when I win I pop off I go ahh monkey rage "poo mald pow" thats my juice, but maybe your juice is when you do a nice piece of art like Picasso and you go like who likes my art "hell yeah pog" that maybe your juice. Maybe you like money and buying shit thats your "juice".

by BootyHoleGang May 20, 2021

Wheeze the juice

Drinking soda/slurpees straight from the nozzle.

I love Mountain Dew so much that I wheeze the juice every time I walk into 7-11.

by Downers Kid. October 18, 2008

i poured the juice

the act of peeing out liquids of the body.

i poured the juice after all that lemonade i drank.

by stamp sanchez August 14, 2007

The juice is worth the squeeze

Knowing if something is worth the trouble of trying to get it, i.e. does the reward outweigh the punishment.

I'm not going to bother trying to ask her out. She's still got a boyfriend, and the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

I'd rob a bank if I could. The juice is worth the squeeze.

by Margalo March 8, 2008