erg

a timed test of ability on a rowing machine.

Sarah: You spent all day doing ergs? You absolute jibson!

by curtisjibson October 2, 2007

erg

1) A unit of work equal to 0.0000001 joules.

2) An interjection used to express frustration or confusion.

It took only 7 million ergs to push that ball in the opposite direction.

by Hoyvin-Mayvin June 21, 2005

erg

Mad, but not too much so. More annoyed than anything.

erg, I wish the bank people would pull their heads out!

by poinky June 10, 2006

erg

erg is the best person on the planet and is very slay !!!!

i love erg

by coffeefro March 8, 2022

erg

Any small question, like: what the Hell do you mean? or: How is that supposed to work? or: You stuck WHAT WHERE?!?!?!

Jimmy: "I rooted your grandma's box! And I didn't have to use a Trojan!"
Sally: "Erg?"

by Trafficone September 25, 2003

Erg Hangover

n. The feeling that one gets after rowing 2000 meters on an erg. May include nausea, vomiting, blurred vision, dizziness and inability to pass a DWI while sober.

Rower: Did you hear about stroke seat, he PRed at 6:48.9!
Coxswain: Yeah, but he's throwing up in a Port-a-potty right now.

Rower: He must have a killer erg hangover. I guess we can't go out on the water today.
Coxswain: That sucks.
Rower: Yeah.

by Rebel Crew June 7, 2010

Erg Drunk

The post erg workout feeling that shares many of the negative aspects of being drunk. Erg drunk is characterized by a haze of pain and exhaustion in which the ergee may stagger around, fall over unresponsive, or in extreme cases vomit.

I was so erg drunk by the end of my 2k this morning that when I tried to stand up I fell over, threw up, and couldn't move

by !@^# March 30, 2012