bro gimme the xbox controller

when your stupid fucking brother wants to play the damn xbox

brother: bro gimme the xbox controller
guy: fuck you

by robbywasactuallytakenlmao March 24, 2021

the remote control

n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control

OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.

by atrain and kdizzle June 19, 2006

Cajun people control the police of Louisiana

Louisiana cops are under our control. They can’t go against us cause they know if they do, it will ruin their career.

You people can’t do shit to us.

Cajun people control the police of Louisiana. Deal with it.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 7, 2020

Control the Beast

As your hitting it from the back, go up to the beasts ear and Whisper another girls name and hold on to the beast for 10 seconds minimum

Guy 1: Dude what happened with your girlfriend?

Guy 2: I played Control the beast with here

by crackhead.exe September 10, 2018

Control the narrative

Control the situation

They filed a police report first in order to control the narrative

by Ameilus December 22, 2022

.9.I Process Too Cinematically Under Duress So It's Best To Control The Narrative.9.

.9.I Process Too Cinematically Under Duress So It's Best To Control The Narrative.9.

.9.I Process Too Cinematically Under Duress So It's Best To Control The Narrative.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 8, 2025

Controller Jock (the song)

A parody of the hit song "Computer Love" by Zapp & Roger that simply replaces the word computer with controller, and the word love with jock. When an opponent is caught controller jocking during a game of Madden, an impromptu and brief performance of "Controller Jock (the song)" is the appropriate and socially accepted retaliation.

Variation of "Controller Jock (the song)"

Terold: Cun-troooler Ja-a-ack...

Tom: It's controller jock you idiot!

by The Black Jack Tripper July 24, 2009