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New Kids On The Block

The template for all the shitty pop boy bands that are here today, gone tomorrow. They started out in 1986 and ended in 1994. They lip-synched and pranced around on stage to a drum machine that they DID NOT program or know how to.

NOTE: Menudo from Puerto Rico was an early 80s predecessor. Like NKOTB, only t(w)een girls like these lip-synching losers.
1. N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, etc. are successors to New Kids On the Block. They had their famous 15 and are assembly line made and they suck suck SUCK.
2. Those new K-pop bands of today are just Korean versions of New Kids On The Block. Fuck them all. Check out the K-rock band 57 (pronounced 'Oh Chill') instead. I've seen them, met them and they are AWESOME.
3. Why? Why am I alive? The world is filled with hate, death, pollution and New Kids On The Block!
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