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Denim Tension

Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.
"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
by cowtools February 9, 2010
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ZT - Zebular Tension

An abreviation for Zebular Tension, which when translated from Arabic it becomes Penile Tension.

Often used in settings where there’s more men then women. Example, If a room had 2 women and 5 men, ZT will be sensed amongst the males working to impress or gain the females attention, with notably high masculine tension coming from the penile are.

ZT, can also be synonymous for high simping in hopes of a crumb of pussy.

Also to happens to be a good way to call out your homies or random dudes when they’re acting over the top in the presence of a female or females.

- Zebular Tension was originated by a group of Libyan Canadian friends in Vancouver in year 2013 and it happened by chance when there were 4 guys and one lady in a living room, all 4 men seemed to be competing for the ladies attention.
Yo man, I went to the party last night and it was a bunch of man’s suffering high ZT, I left.

You can sense the ZT - Zebular Tension in the room bro, I’m out of this one.

Bro, that dude Yousef has high ZT around those girl, dudes kinda lame.
by Momomandem February 19, 2022
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Tensions

Tensions, similar to sexual tension, is when awkwardness is building up between two people or in a situation.
*friends dad walks in*
You:"Tensions are rising"
Friend:"stop trying to rise more tensions"
Do
Friend's dad: "What does tensions mean"
by DinaSourBones June 19, 2016
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Tension Whore

Individuals like jesse jackson and al sharpton who seek out controversial incidents or subject matter to incite their followers' often violent reactions for the purpose of receiving attention.

It should be noted that Tension Whores are not limited to racial matters. Other notable Tension Whores include:
Rosie O'Donnell, Geraldo Rivera, and Jerry Springer.

Tension Whores should not be confused with simple Attention Whores.
The tension whores descended on Don Imus over his racially charged comments on TV and demanded his resignation.
by stonelotus April 17, 2007
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sexual tension

When two people wanna have sex but can't, for a variety of reasons - already in a long-term relationship; it would look improper to date a co-worker; or simply, they're both too shy.
"Hey there's a lot of sexual tension between Gus and Wendy."

"Yeah, tension's all. Gus is married and Wendy's his boss."
by Wordzdown December 10, 2009
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friends with tension

"I guess we will have to remain friends with tension since we are both in commited relationships."
by TheTexican June 5, 2014
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tension boner

An inconvenient erection, similar to a NARB, caused by penis being in compromised position due to underwear, seated position or posture usually occurs while driving within minutes of your destination.
So here i am driving lights and sirens to a call and i get a tension boner a block away
by doc rich September 22, 2015
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