Chicken tender bender

When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.

"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"

by Eric shun March 22, 2013

chicken tender sub

n.- refers to a man over 40 years old who is sexually appealing to younger females.

I know she is my best friend, but her dad is such a chicken tender sub.

by Lucas Groth June 23, 2006

Louisiana Chicken Tender

When a person spreads hot sauce on their hands then sticks one or more fingers into a female vagina resulting in pain and pleasure.

My goal for this week is to give my girlfriend a Louisiana Chicken Tender.

by Rob Buzzetta May 04, 2008

spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders

A delicious meal, although you can not have them because they are mine and I keep them to myself--aw?

Cartman: No, Kitty! These are my spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders!
Kitty: Reowr.
Cartman: No, Kitty!

by Gary Hatfield October 25, 2007

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

by Turf A January 12, 2023

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023

Chicken tender man

A grown adult who only eats chicken tenders or chicken nuggets.

I'd love to go on vacation with Steve but he's such a chicken tender man. I just know he's never gonna want to try anything new.

by kendoman96 May 21, 2024