Tunnel Funnel

The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.

Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.

by ErectEnigma July 27, 2020

Tunnel Ass

(noun) an asshole whomst diameter is 10x the size of the standard human asshole, usually via anal sex from another man; potentially sodomization

“Craig! Can you believe that Clayton got pegged by Jessica Ghobrial!”
“What?!? No way!! I don’t believe it!”
“Yeah! He’s a total tunnel ass now!”

by TonyHaver August 28, 2020

Tunnel Buddies

When guys have slept with the same girl on different occasions.

Are you serious, you slept with Sara too. You know that makes you and Frankie Tunnel Buddies!

by Dick Shipton March 9, 2008

tunnel vision

Limited vision, as in seeing only your own point of view.

"He isn't even considering any of the other solutions to the problem because of his tunnel vision".

by MIL April 19, 2006

Tunnel Trash

A name given to Colorado front range skiers and snowboarders who drive through the Eisenhower tunnel to reach ski areas in the high country.

The hill is full of nothing but tunnel trash on Saturdays,

by Nevkamnev July 18, 2011

tunnel the skull

(to): new synonym phrase for "to pick someone's brain. by having a tête-â-tête with them.

if you want to be a successful HR manager at any company you need to learn asap the skills needed to tunnel the skull of a potential new employee when the latter is an interviewee.

by Uncle Dimma August 10, 2013

tunnel slut

A whore that works the homeless in underpasses and subway tunnels. Made famous by the band INSEX.

She is the best tunnel slut a homeless man could ever ask for.

by Daddy Drake October 1, 2007