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The World’s Funniest Joke™

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.
by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023
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Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle
Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?
by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020
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funniestness

thing which is jus soo funny....!!!!
that is the funniestness thing i have ever heard.
by patch123 September 10, 2006
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The funniest person alive

Slimecical
Slimecical is the funniest person alive
by Amighostboo February 28, 2023
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funniest joke in the world

you.
“hey dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”
by fossil puthay May 6, 2021
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this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.
"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"
by The Boy Q November 14, 2023
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