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The World’s Funniest Joke™

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.
by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023
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Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle
Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?
by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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The funniest prank known to man

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!
"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
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this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.
"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"
by The Boy Q November 14, 2023
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funniest person around

A person that makes everyone burst out laughing. Their sense of humor will never be reached.
“Alex is so funny, he’s the funniest person around.“
by ali18874 October 21, 2023
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The funniest person alive

Slimecical
Slimecical is the funniest person alive
by Amighostboo February 28, 2023
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