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take my browns to the super bowl 

Having a heavy, stinky, and urgent bowel movement.
I need to get to the john and fast! I've got to take my browns to the super bowl!!!

sent the browns to the super bowl 

preceding to shit into a girls vagina
Me and john kane's ex-girlfriend sent the browns to the super bowl last nite.

rain at the super bowl

When you make your spouse or girlfriend squirt and you put in a Bowl. You then proceed to drizzle it over the both of you. She then proceeds to drink the remainder of the liquid off the ground.
Hey Babe. You wanna make it rain at the super bowl.
I'm about to make it rain at the super bowl

The Tecmo Super Bowl 

When you are nailing a chick while the game Tecmo Super Bowl is playing on the television. There is no better soundtrack than the blips, bleeps, whistles, and grunts of the 8/16 bit era when hiding your salami. This move also gives you Masculinity +2.
Adam: "Is the game still at half time?"
Ken: "No, I hit the controller with my foot while nailing her."
Adam: "Still 8-0 Bears?"
Ken: "Yup. The Tecmo Super Bowl was completed."

The super duper chocolate bowl 

The super duper chocolate bowl is a phenomenon that happens when you mix together everything made of chocolate that you own(this includes hot chocolate mixes, chocolate cereal, chocolate chips, chocolate milk, chocolate sauce, etc.) and then eat it out of a huge bowl with a nice shiny spoon and milk...don't forget the milk.
Liz M.-So what did you have for breakfast?
Rachel effin S.-i ate the super duper chocolate bowl, watta bout you?
Liz M.-Oh I just had Lucky Charms...how was the super duper chocolate bowl?
Rachel effin S.- It looked like poop...but tasted like HEAVEN. It consisted of chocolate soy milk, organic offbrand coco puffs, Miss Vegan's hot chocolate mix, and tofitti's "better than chocolate" mini chocolate chips .
Liz M.- Damn Vegan.

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl 

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.