T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique)

The act of inducing sexual activity by acquiring your target, walking by them, faking a twisted ankle, and elegantly but rapidly falling face first, mouth wide open into the crotch of your target. Therefore announcing your sexual desire and leading to the arousal of your target. You are now, inevitably, in there! (suitable for both male and female use).

(As Boy strolls past the naive little angel Girl)

Boy: hello

Girl: heyyy ;)

(Boy performed the T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique) and plummets face first into Girl's vagina)

Girl: *Gasp* oh my God... I'm taking you to my bedroom

by Kinky Curls April 13, 2014

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

T.W.A.B.

T.W.A.B. - (Time Wasting Ass Bitch). A seemingly single female (usually in a nightclub, lounge, or bar) who would pretend to be interested, and take up most of your night , only to find out she is unavailable or not interested.

Example 1:
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that T.W.A.B.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a T.W.A.B.!

by nypaliguy July 30, 2009

S.W.A.T

Special Weapons and Tactics

Call in S.W.A.T!

by jkocher December 1, 2003

S.W.A.T.

Special Weapons and Tactics. A special group of handpicked expert policemen and/or ex-soldiers, these people are only called upon when the situation gets "tactical." Specializing in complex operations, such as hostage rescue, riot control, and urban assaults, they are armed with watered down military weapons and specialized equipment, including, but not limited to, C2 door breaching charges, Kevlar Outfits, GSG-9 boots, Gas Masks, Tear Gas, Tazers, Pepper Spray, LTL (Less Than Lethal) weaponry, among other things. They are also trained in various close quarters self defense techniques.

The S.W.A.T. are encouraged not to kill, if possible, and are only authorized to only return fire when either
a) Under fire
b) An innocent/teammate is in danger

However, there have been cases where they have overexcercised there right to kill.

To put it simply, just don't fuck with them.

The S.W.A.T. have saved countless lives and arrested hundreds of criminals to date.

by ShalashakaOcelot November 9, 2008

S.W.A.T

S.W.A.T is short for Sex With A Thot

Me: John Cena wants to have S.W.A.T
friend.whats S.W.A.T?
me:S.W.A.T is Sex with a thot
friend:LOL So True TK

by TK Savage March 15, 2017

S.W.A.T.

i always thought S.W.A.T. was Special Weapons and Tactics. . .

stupid ppl wit wrong definitions....
S.W.A.T.

by i got nigged by a buncha hebrus, then by a bunch of joos!!! November 11, 2003