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Sweeney Toddler

–Noun
A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.

See pain in the ass.
-Hey, did you see that kid over there?

-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?

-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.

-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.
by Acephalism February 25, 2011
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1. an early example of a serial killer.
2. to slit the throat of an unsuspecting victim by a straight razor.
3. to hide the crimes by butchering the corpses of victims, baking their flesh into meat pies, and selling them to unknowing customers.
When I found out he de-hymened my sister, I straight sweeney todded him.
by azi bari February 27, 2008
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