swaggerpimp

someone who has lethal amounts of swagger and gets enough girls to be mistaken for a pimp (oftentimes the person will be an actual pimp)

person 1: holy fuck did u hear about *anonymous*
person 2: no what happened
person 1: the swaggerpimp used his swag to take his girl and convince her to finger herself with a sewage rat just so she can get his approval
person 2: now i know why he’s notoriously known as a swaggerpimp

by bigpimpin000 April 29, 2020

Swaggerspare

When someone notices a person with less swag than them and has the opportunity to swaggerbang that person, but chooses to spare them. Reason for swaggersparing may include the fact that the better looking person is usually the victim of swaggerbanging.

Josh so could have swagger banged Blaire today. Her swag was off with her hoodie and jeans, but Josh was lookin fresh in his crisp polo. But because Blaire is usually such a hottie he decided to let this one slide and swaggerspare her. Laura was less kind and repeatedly swaggerbanged Blaire with various Swagger daggers.

by YBbloggers January 27, 2010

Crab Swaggering

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.

Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.

by CysCys March 14, 2010

Swagggismoke

The way in which a pothead smokes.

Sativa: I smoke papers because i'm Taylor Gang

M-80: Blunts negrosalad! Stop stealing Wiz Khalifa's swagggismoke!

by SativaLovesPapers January 19, 2011

SwaggerSouls

a sexy hunk of a man who wears a medieval helmet to cover his face (so mysterious) he indulges in ONLY legal actions and definitely doesn’t get stoned with the boys. his real name is not Eric Vivian Mathews, don’t believe fake news kids. you might have heard him shouting “yeet” or or “we pimp chimpin boys” on a regular basis. he’s the short one in the Misfits. go to gamersupps.gg and use code “MISFITS” for 10% off your order

Friend one: “who’s SwaggerSouls?”

Friend two: “only one of the best youtubers out there!!”

by MaGiKmgk October 20, 2020

swaggerlistic

Someone who is really cool and awesome; an overachiever.

She has that swaggerlistic style, like a boss

by TheRichster_2208 March 30, 2017

swaggerific

When ya swagga is so terrific and on point

Yo that boyz swaggerific

by indian2nia388 August 26, 2007