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semironi

Sem-i-roni: a) The penis in the state of not erect, yet not flacid. b)in between a boner and a limp wang.
1. My meat was semironi until she licked my balls.
2. Talking to his mom, I was semironi.
3. I got so hammered, I only was able to achieve semironi with Britney.
by Matt Baird January 8, 2008
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semiretired

That is what a truck driver dose when he quits trucking.
Yepper I am semiretired, I parked my semi,I quit , cause I am tired.
by wizardman42 February 4, 2010
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semirageing boner

A half boner that is pulsing.
That chick is cute shes givin me a semirageing boner.
by Conner Drews February 5, 2009
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Semir123

A big dick chad who is a Petwal and Z-boomer enjoyer
Semir123 is so sexy
by Semir123 April 15, 2022
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svemirko

i love svemirko ❤️
by Gabriyela November 5, 2022
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Semirection

When the phallus is in that often uncomfortable state of half-formed erection. Usually softens if the possesser requires it to be hard, and vice versa if he is in an uncomfortable situation for an erection.
Wearing tight jeans, Bob sucks in his stomach in the hopes that his semirection retreats into placcid-hood.
by whereareyougoingwithmycookie? February 11, 2013
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semira and simona

Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.

Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)
Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...
by SSBL January 3, 2017
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