Straterbation

The overused and exaggerated act of shredding on a Stratocaster, much in the vein of Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn but far less tasteful. This act causes the player to appear at a much higher skill level than they actually are and may inevitably lead to a rendition of Little Wing, The Star Spangled Banner, Crossfire or Redhouse. This is not limited to only these songs and these artists; some other notable songs that are often victims of public staterbation include Yellow Ledbetter, Cliffs of Dover Pride and Joy, Superstitious and Under the Bridge. Straterbators inhabit bar bands and cover acts across the world; they are easy to spot but hard to get rid of.

Tell tale signs that someone maybe about to straterbate would be:

1. Suddenly appearing to smell something during a guitar solo (which should occur twice in every song)
2. Lighting up a cigarette moments before beginning a song
3. Laughing at an inaudible joke about the audience while looking directly at the audience

Self-gratification via Stratocaster causes an inflated sense of ego and leads to bar star syndrome. The best thing to do when being held captive by an over excited Strat-enthusiast is to just let them finish and by tomorrow no one will know who it was or even care.

"That dude with the red Strat just pulled out a black one and light up a cigarette... Looks like he is about do some straterbation"

"Can you blame him for wanting to straterbate? his band just played 3 Sheryl Crow tunes in a row!"

by Brishem March 18, 2010

Strader

Strader is the last name of many people originated in Danville, Illinois. If you are so lucky to be given this last name it subjects you to many amazing opourtunities. Straders are extremely popular, intelligent, very good looking, and athletic people. They are also amazing cooks and get a lot of attention form the opposite sex. Basically Strader's are amazing at everything that they do, and tend to be thecenter of attention by accident. They tend to have large families and extended families with the same characteristics mentioned above.

I want to be a Strader!

by lalalalala456 May 12, 2009

sprayer

A member of the rock climbing community who brags, boasts, or talks smack about their superior climbing ability, while at the same time subtly putting you down and minimizing your climbing ability. They are often seen at the crag in VW campers, speaking with French accents while wearing neon tights, headbands, Oakley Frogskin sunglasses, and listening to German techno about robots.

That fruit at the crag who tried to tell me that the route that I was struggling with was easy for him was a total sprayer.

by cashmang July 14, 2009

salad sprayer

The act of shitting while having your anus licked.

I didn't realize my girl liked salad sprayer until I tossed her salad.

by Back Door Val August 29, 2014

paint sprayer

You must have the beer shits or be sick with diarrhea to perform the paint sprayer.Its when a woman or man is tossing your salad and you leave a long wet fart spraying them in thier face with wet shit. When you are done it should look like someone painted thier face brown

Me and Tina are getting serious I gave her ,her first paint sprayer last night. She brought her face up out of my ass covered in runny shit ,looked at me with tears in her eyes and said "I love you".Then we sat there and cried together for hours it was truly a beautiful moment.

by jay from catty June 22, 2009

sprayer

Female who ejaculates when having sex or receiving oral sex

Man, I am totally soaked!! I had no idea the broad was a sprayer...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

Glizzy Sprayer

The best siege player in all of existence no-one can beat him especially Grater with his 14 fps. sprayer can kill you in milliseconds by spraying then continues to spray all over your dead and white corpse. Sprayer is the godliest god ever.

Sprayer is better than a grencil he is a Glizzy Sprayer he he he haw

by G1izzySprayer November 11, 2021