Straightbait

A good ol country girl who likes mowing grass, burning gas, and eating ass

Man she’s such a Straightbait I’m just tryna crack open a cold one and do some honkey tonk with her am I right fellers???

by straightbait December 11, 2018

straightjacket feeling

Being torn between wanting to be in a relationship and wanting to be single.

“This straightjacket feeling is seriously getting to me. I want a girlfriend but I also like te freedom of being single.”

by FreeloaderLoser July 31, 2023

Straightballin'

When you're clean and sober and still owning life like a boss!

Instead of chasing belongings that junkie dogs have stolen in one's absence, you just replace them like "yeah cunt, have my hand me downs"

See how well she's doing since she got off the shit?! That bitch is straightballin'

They've just replaced all the stuff our junkie crumb asses stole from them like they don't give a fuck?! Those cunts are definitely straightballin' now

by Rex B. Mymind August 25, 2019

Straightbaiting

If there is a word "Queerbaiting" for the straights, there should also be one for the gays! Introducing, STRAIGHTBAITING. Where lesbians and gays reunite to bait straights to bring them terror they give for the gays when they bait us.

These are the straightbaiters' objective:

1. To bait the straights
2. Make them say their homophobic thoughts without them realizing that we are straightbaiters
3. Expose their discrimination and feed off their drained soul
And lastly, 4. Convert them to become HOMOSEXUALS

Louisse: Oh my God, I know. I'm so straight. (Little do they know that I'm straightbaiting them BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)

by jasontoddxoxoxo March 12, 2025