straight gay girl

Where one girl who is straight is gay for another girl but says she's straight.

Girl 1: OMG, Zendaya is SOOOOO hot. I'm like so gay for her.
Girl 2: But are you like, bisexual now?
Girl 1: WHAT?! Noooo. I'm like, totes straight!
Girl 2: You're such a straight gay girl.

straight gay girl by my sexuality is a river May 18, 2020

Straight white girl 

The Straught white girl is a female in which would be considered "cool" or "Popular" they wear white Nike shoes, lululemon leggings, and white nike socks rolled up over their leggings. if you spot one in the wild please call animal control. these girls are attracted by nature to the STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, who have been blessed with tiny pps and enjoy football and garages. the straight white girl enjoys soccer and calling people who dress alternative "weird" or bark at them in animalistic behavior. please watch out for these dangers.

Straight white girl: BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...

Straight white girl by Girl in reds wife April 12, 2022

straight white girl appreciation day 

September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.

Happy straight white girl appreciation day!

straight white girl appreciation day by depressedflowervase September 13, 2023

the "straight" girls in the class 

when several girls in you're class go in to a small bathroom in school and come out laughing or clapping their hands

Boy1: hahahahah you girls are so lesbian for going in to that small bathroom
girl13: NO, we where only talking
girl9: yeah exactly
girl3: YOU KNOW WE ARE STRAIGHT RIGHT?
boy3: yeah yeah, you're the "straight" girls in the class

the "straight" girls in the class by i'm straight i promise March 5, 2020